Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Condi Rice, Racist?

Of course she is! First she claims she won't run for President - clearly sexist, not wanting a woman in office - then she says she wants to run the NFL instead. But anyone who reads the news from reputable sources, not the Wall Street Journal like Ezzie, knows that the NFL is a big racist organization controlled by Halliburton.

Now they don't even want to take Vince Young, the hero of the national championship game, because he's black. He scored a 6 on the Wonderlic test, which basically is a lot of really hard problem-solving that black people have never had to do and it's not right to expect of them. Young is a football player, not a mathemitician! Look at this quote.
"We expected [Young] to score somewhere in the neighborhood of Vinny Testaverde, Ben Roethlisberger, or Brett Favre—instead, he tested more like a Randall Cunningham, Donovan McNabb, or Michael Vick," said a source within the Atlanta Falcons organization, who asked not to be identified. "At this juncture, we are uncomfortable saying this poor-testing quarterback can take us to the next level."
How biased is that?! They expected him to score in the neighborhood of a bunch of white guys, and are disappointed that he scored like a black guy? That would be like expecting a GOPJew to not bathe himself in oil profits. Or expecting Bush to pronounce nuclear.

These are the people Condileeza Rice Patties wants to work with - racist pigs. I won't call her an Oreo, but it's an apt description.

And the Houston Texans are a bunch of liars.
"He's a Houston native, he can make all the throws, has a great ability to see down the field, and there's no denying he brought the NCAA championship back to the great state of Texas. But at this club, we have high intellectual standards. We believe that the fans in Houston deserve someone who can at least match his jersey number on a problem-solving test."
Um, this is Texas? Everyone knows people in Texas are dumb. The fans dont even know how to match jersey numbers on problem-solving tests. And they won just 2 games last year with a white quarterback! They just don't want Young because he's black, even if hes a winner.



At 1:24 PM, Blogger blueenclave said...

Hey, fake DB, you forgot to put in the coaching carousel this year. Young, white coaches were favored over seasoned minority coaches.

At 1:26 PM, Blogger blueenclave said...

And it's all an excuse. The Houston fans would be perfectly happy to get Reggie Bush, who is in the stereotypical role of running back.

At 1:29 PM, Blogger blueenclave said...

This link
says that Dan Marino reportedly scored a 16 on the test.

At 1:30 PM, Blogger blueenclave said...

PurimDB, who do you think the Rams will go with this year?

At 1:44 PM, Blogger wishiwerejack said...

Scary. I think this is Dov Bear.

At 3:06 PM, Blogger DovBear the Humble said...

I don't really care about football, I only care that neocons are ruining the world. Of course this is me, WishIWereJack! That's why it says my name!

At 5:33 PM, Blogger elf said...

The real DB doesn't make this many spelling errors. Otherwise, these are pretty good.


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